Danny Trejo stars in Bullets of Justice as a well-established gravedigger. His opening lines set the tone for this absurd exploitation horror-comedy: a disdain for God, a dirt-covered skull, and a lesson to young Rob Justice about the fate of the dead. From this wild opening scene, it’s clear this film isn’t aiming for subtlety or high-brow drama.

Mother of Movies doesn’t typically go for such over-the-top exploitation action and horror films, but who can resist Danny Trejo? What’s more, how can one say no to a movie with mutant pigs donning jetpacks? If you’re wondering whether this intense, tongue-in-cheek story is for you, rest assured it wastes no time showing its true colors. Within seconds, Rob Justice is face-to-face with his grotesque enemies, the human-pig hybrids known as Muzzles, signaling a no-holds-barred ride into chaos.

Mutant Pigs, Jetpacks, and a Bacon Army

In this bizarre apocalyptic world, 70% of humanity has been wiped out, and the American government’s attempt to create a super-soldier has backfired spectacularly. Enter the Bacon Army: half-pig, half-human soldiers who now rule the food chain, farming and eating humans. The film follows resistance leader Rob Justice and his ragtag group of survivors as they fight to stem the tide of the Muzzle invasion while living in a nuclear bunker.

The story wouldn’t be complete without a giant sow pumping out new hybrid warriors. Somewhere in this mess, the mother of all Muzzles resides, the ultimate source of the Bacon Army’s power. Think Jabba the Hutt, but somehow even more grotesque.

Danny Trejo’s Cult Status

If you’re a fan of Danny Trejo, this film is worth watching for his scenes alone. While his role is brief, Trejo’s grizzled presence sets the tone for the film’s absurdity. His character’s deadpan delivery and disdain for the divine make his performance a highlight in a movie packed with ridiculous moments. Trejo’s involvement elevates the film for fans of his cult classic roles and makes it a must-watch for Trejo completists.

So Bad It’s Good: A Midnight Movie Masterpiece

Bullets of Justice embraces its flaws with a fervor that makes it oddly endearing. The low-budget CGI, intentionally absurd dialogue, and TikTok-style camerawork somehow work together in chaotic harmony. The film’s cheesy dubbing, a robot disguised as an old man with a mustache, and recurring gags that only get funnier over time create a blend of humor and horror that’s as bizarre as it is captivating.

The humor is not for the faint of heart, drawing laughs from the kind of inane and shocking scenarios that will have you wheezing like a hyena. Whether it’s the hilariously awkward visuals or the completely over-the-top premise, Bullets of Justice ensures you’re never quite sure whether to laugh or cringe.

A Mixed Bag of Surprises

Not every joke lands, and some visuals—like a deformed Muzzle being tortured in ways too absurd to describe—may leave viewers scratching their heads. Yet, the film’s sheer enthusiasm for its own insanity makes up for its weaker moments. Timur Turisbekov shines as Rob Justice, wading through the chaos with a performance that is both commanding and self-aware. While his filmography is sparse, he’s a talent to watch.

Clocking in at just 79 minutes, the movie moves at a breakneck pace, delivering constant surprises. You may not leave feeling like you’ve watched a masterpiece, but you’ll likely be entertained—and occasionally shocked—by the ride.

Final Thoughts

For fans of exploitation cinema, absurd action, and horror comedies, Bullets of Justice is a hidden gem. It’s the kind of film best enjoyed with friends, late at night, with plenty of snacks and an open mind. While it’s unlikely to win over those with more discerning tastes, it’s a riotous experience for anyone who loves the bizarre and ridiculous.

Rating: 3.5 Benedict A**holes out of 5

Best Danny Trejo Movies

If you enjoyed Danny Trejo in Bullets of Justice, check out some of his other iconic performances:

Machete
From Dusk Till Dawn
Desperado
Heat

Looking for more midnight madness? Explore films like Turbo Kid or Hobo with a Shotgun for similar cult-classic vibes. If mutant creatures are your thing, don’t miss Vermines. Try Sting for a spider-filled twist. The Yorkie Werewolf is an option if you want to watch something lighter.

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“See they don’t go nowhere, they just turn into dirty old bones. God is a human mistake. We die, coz of some sh** and we die full of sh**”
Grave Digger played by Danny Trejo in Bullets for Justice

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Often the term “so bad it’s good” is bandied about in terms of over-the-top cinema. Until you find a film that fits that descriptor for you, it’s hard to understand. Velocipastor is another film I enjoyed this year that would come under this banner. Despite the momentary gross-out displays of things I didn’t enjoy here in Bullets of Justice the good stuff in this insanely good horror movie is for those who like intelligent themes hidden inside foolish narratives.

Who Made Bullets of Justice + Cast & Release?

Distributed by The Horror Collective and repped by JupiterLights Entertainment.
Digital/VOD platforms released on the 15th of October 2020
Bullets of Justice Movie cast Danny Trejo is a badass (“Machete”, “From Dusk Till Dawn”), Timur Turisbekov, Yana Marinova, Dessy Slavova, Doroteya Toleva, and Ester Chardaklieva.
Directed by Valeri Milev (“Wrong Turn 6″).
Written by Milev and Timur Turisbekov.
BULLETS OF JUSTICE finished its festival run in 2020 which included its World Premiere at FrightFest. It also played at SITGES Film Festival, Hexploitation Film Festival, Obscura Film Festival Berlin, and Morbido Film Fest.